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Final Fantasy prologue

Basically school gave me a few roundhouse kicks in the side and is starting to aim for the head...while im over here in a corner, crumpled in a heap trying not to get hurt...

HIST225 is happening (yes!)...and dynamics is not happening (triple yes!)

I could really use prayer for school right not...its super hard and it'll take a lot of dilligence and hard work (both!  i know!  ridiculus right?)

Here's my favorite musical part of Beauty and the Beast

ya...so final fantasy...for the no one that actually cared: it IS coming...i promise.  Unfortunately it's been taking me weeks (since January 20th) to get this thing a reality and other people have other side work projects for me to do before i can resume this one

A can probably guarantee two things: one: i think it'll be really kool and two: it'll be the most worthless post with most worthless information that you will never need in life...(so...something to look forward too)

im not making any other promises about it

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

FINAL FANTASY (1 through infinity)

  

(This is what the earlier final fantasy game covers looked like)

 

Some time after graphics were invented the FF design people came up with this awesome picturized dealy thing that looks generically like this:

And before we could incorporate that art into every cover...the entire data of good graphics got erased and we got sent back in time for FF4

In all honesty...this picture says more about FF than i could probably say in a hundred posts

This captures the heart of early final fantasy games: The daring hero, the damsel (girly thing) in distress, the ever faithful rogue, the black magician (who HAPPENS to join your team for some unkown reason, and you for some ODD reason decide to let him on the team), the red/white magician (who of COURSE gets along SO well with the black magician....somehow good and evil lines were blurred before even before the 90's!), and of course...no final fantasy would be complete without chocobo.............WHY?!?!?!?!  I dunno but that's how they did it...and boy it sure aint gettin any better!!

According to wiki, the chocobo (SORRY sean really...i know you've stopped reading all together now) was introduced in FF2.  A chocobo is a normally flightless, galliforme/ratite bird....bascially a chicken mixed with a dodo and an emu...there's a book about em...called chocobo tales, and ill never read it.

chocobos come in all colors, shapes and sizes and are seen in almost EVERY final fantasy game

so FF3:

Final fantasy follows the tragic story of...actually i have no idea...but im sure i could make up a decent plot

Final fantasy is placed in the same type of world as FF1/FF2.  You follow the story of a girl named Clerith.  Clerith's one prized possesion is her chocobo but as the great war gets nearer and nearer to her home chocobos are being taken by the kingdom and used for battles.  In one such battle a lord demands her to hand over her chocobo.  She tries to run away but gets caught up into the fight.  A young boy named Lester saves Clerith and helps her fight against the kingdom....ok...im bored let me try this again

 

The plot of the game involves four orphaned youths who come across a crystal, which grants them a portion of its power, then instructs them to go forth and restore balance to the world.  Shocked but heartened, the four inform their adoptive family of their mission and set out to explore and bring back balance to the world.

There we go, THAT sounds like a final fantasy plot...in fact that sounds all too similar to Final fantasy 2...

hmmm well...lets go to FF2: The game's story centers on four youths whose parents were killed during an army invasion. The invasion leader, an emperor, pursues world control using monsters and demons. The youths join a resistance to end the emperor's war

YIKES, i wonder what the FF1 will be (hmmmm):

The story begins with the appearance of the four youths called the "Light Warriors", who each carry one of their world's elemental orbs, which have been darkened by four elemental fiends. Together, they quest to defeat these evil forces and restore light to the orbs, thus saving the world

ya...so honestly the plots and gameplay are all really similar...

anyways the only difference is from a gamers perspective...BACK to our standard art

Image:FF5 gba ntsc cover.jpg

  

Finally...an attempt at real graphics...anything before this is not appealing to look at

But back to the beginning...why FF?

Im not sure what ACTUALLY got me into final fantasy...maybe it was that FF Adventure game

Oh the joys!  Throwing you RIGHT into the fight: You...are...a..........fight.....er......for........empire...g....la....ve

That is...if you can figure out how to skip past the EVER slow moving text...ya, you go ness...kill that monster...kast...uh...ness...uh...whatever that kids name is

And rose's friend is dying!  Right in the beginning, geez these japanese people can't get enough sorrow can they.  And then amanda has to die on you...she was almost the one for a bit, but no...gotta stay true to rose cause she's the real girl for you.  OOORR not because she turns into a tree at the end.  How romantic...parting words, no joke: im the last mana tree, please protect me.  Hmmm...ok, so you fell in love with a tree and now your stuck defending it with your life, way to go

So i dunno!  maybe it was FF adventure!  that backstabbing, the monsters, the ever multiplying bad guys, etc...im not sure i want to calculate all the rpg cliche's that happen in this game...but here goes:

RPG CLICHE 2: "No! My beloved peasant village!"
The hero's home town, city, slum, or planet will usually be annihilated in a spectacular fashion before the end of the game, and often before the end of the opening scene. 

Actually before the beginning of the opening scene.  Kast/Ness/Kid's village gets wiped out and his family sold into slavery while the young men are forced to fight monsters for the entertainment of the empire

 

RPG CLICHE 3: Thinking With The Wrong Head (Hiro Rule)
No matter what she's accused of doing or how mysterious her origins are, the hero will always be ready to fight to the death for any girl he met three seconds ago.

---Girl: Help! H E L P!! Hasim's got a serious wound!  (who the heck is Hasim and what kind of a name is that??)  Hasim: Oh.. please.. take this girl to.. Wendel.. and.. see
Bogard...... He will take care of the rest.. ..
Girl: .. .. Hasim!? .. .. H A S I M!!
           ::Hasim passed away::
Girl: Oh.. No.. Don't leave me alone, Hasim!
Ness: I'm looking for that Bogard, too. Why don't you come with me?
Girl: Oh .. Can I?
Ness: I can't leave you here alone. .. I am Ness.
Rose: Call me Rose.

RPG CLICHE 4: Cubic Zirconium Corollary
The aforementioned mysterious girl will be wearing a pendant that will ultimately prove to be the key to either saving the world or destroying it.

---Dark Lord: How do I get there? .... Up the falls?
Julius: Miracles occur sometimes, Sir Dark Lord....
Dark Lord: .. How?
Julius: A girl has the key to it.

 

---Old man: Go away! .. ..That is.. the.. Pendant of Mana.
Rose: .. My mother gave me this.  Are you the Gemma Knight?

---Old man: ......there was a lady who assured our victory. That lady had that pendant on her
chest. Seem like this girl is the key for this time...
---Mother: I must tell you, Rose. You and I are the members of the Mana
Family. We are the seeds of the Mana Tree. We must guard it. Vandole
abused the power of Mana long time ago. So I sealed the Waterfalls with
that Pendant, so that nobody can come to the Mana Tree. But again,
Glaive is trying to use it for evil. Guard the Mana Tree with the Gemma
Knights!


---Ness: Let's go!
Rose: Keep this Pendant, Ness!
Julius: Give me the Pendant!
(Juilus appears on the left side of the screen and he shoots a fireball
at Ness. The fireball knocks Ness over the edge. He holds onto the
edge.)
Rose: Hold on!
Ness: I.. can't..
(Ness slips and falls down several screens, and he lands in a house in
Menos.)
---Ness: ..Where am I? .... Pendant!! .... Where is it?! .... I thought
that it was Amanda talking to me....
---Ness: Amanda! Did you take the Pendant? .... Why?
Amanda: I'm sorry. I had to bring it to Davias.... That Pendant was to
exchange for my brother. But.... Davias cursed him and turned him into
a parrot....! I must get the tears of Medusa to uncurse him!
Ness: .. Amanda.... .... I'll help you.
Amanda: Thank you.
---Davias: The Pendant is no longer here, my dear....! Garuda is flying
over Mt. Rocks to Glaive....
---Ness: Rose! They took the Pendant!
Rose: We have to get it back! .... Let's go! Dark Lord's room is on the
top floor!
---Defeated Dark Lord
Received Pendant...
Ness: .... It's fake! Then, where is the real Pendant?
---Julius: Use this Pendant and cast the spell, Rose.
Ness: Rose! Don't! Come over here!
Rose: ............
Ness: Rose? What did you do to her, Julius?
Julius: I am the last one left of Empire Vandole. I shall receive the
power of Mana again! Now, Rose! Reverse the Waterfalls!
Rose: Klnka Imra Miryon Tin Qua.. ..

RPG CLICHE 6: Single Parent Rule
RPG characters with two living parents are almost unheard of. As a general rule, male characters will only have a mother, and female characters will only have a father. The missing parent either vanished mysteriously and traumatically several years ago or is never referred to at all. Frequently the main character's surviving parent will also meet an awkward end just after the story begins, thus freeing him of inconvenient filial obligations.

---Ness has neither a mother nor a father living...they seemed to not even be included in the story, no obligations whatsoever!

RPG CLICHE 8: Nominal Rule
Any character who actually has a name is important in some way and must be sought out. However, if you are referred to as a part of a posessive noun ("Crono's Mom") then you are superfluous.

---Boy: Dwarf Cave is to the west!
Man: Hello again! How've you been?
Boy: Welcome to Wendel, the sacred town.
Woman: The Waterfalls make all of our rivers flow. The water springs
from the root of the Tree of Mana. Mana is supporting our nature.
Old man: I hear that the Tree of Mana is very beautiful....
Boy: Cibba is a sage. He used to be a great warrior.
...annnnnd many more...thanks guys for being so helpful with your information

RPG CLICHE 15: Hey, I Know You!
You will accumulate at least three of these obligatory party members:

-The demure, soft-spoken female mage and healing magic specialist who is not only in love with the hero, but is also the last survivor of an ancient race.  (Rose)

-The achingly beautiful gothy swordsman who is riven by inner tragedy. (Amanda)

-The big, tough, angry guy who, deep down, is a total softy. (Watts)

-The hero's best friend, who is actually much cooler than the hero. (Willy!)

-The grim, selfish mercenary who over the course of the game learns what it means to really care about other people. (You)

-The nauseatingly cute mascot who is useless in all battles. (Chocobo)

 

RPG CLICHE 26: Local Control Rule
Although the boss monster terrorizing the first city in the game is less powerful than the non-boss monsters that are only casual nuisances to cities later in the game, nobody from the first city ever thinks of hiring a few mercenaries from the later cities to kill the monster. (oops wrong cave...wow...these guys are a little too easy...now i just wish i had a bike or something)

RPG CLICHE 31: Bed Bed Bed
A good night's sleep will cure all wounds, diseases, and disabilities, up to and including death in battle

Innkeeper: Howdy! 10GP/night! Wanna stay?  ::goodnight::

RPG CLICHE 34: Zap!
Most villains in RPGs possess some form of teleportation. They generally use it to materialize in front of the adventurers when they reach the Obligatory Legendary Relic Room and seize the goodies just before you can. The question "if the bad guy can teleport anywhere at any time, then why doesn't (s)he just zip in, grab the artifact, and leave before the adventurers have even finished the nerve-wracking puzzle on the third floor?" is never answered.   (anotherwords...if you want up the falls so bad...why not WARP your way up instead of hunting down some girl with some pendant?)

RPG CLICHE 37: Fake Ending
There will be a sequence which pretends to be the end of the game but obviously isn't -- if for no other reason than because you're still on Disk 1 of 4

---(After fight)
Defeated Dark Lord
Received Pendant...
Ness: .... It's fake! Then, where is the real Pendant?
(Go down the stairs)
Ness: Rose? .... Rose?! Where is she be..? .. Julius.. ?!
Where is he.......? !! Must be at the Waterfalls!!

---(After defeating Julius)
Defeated Julius.
Julius: See the true power of Mana now!

(After defeating Julius)
Julius: GRRRR ....  
(The scenes changes showing the Mana tree. Ness is facing Rose.)
Rose: .... Ness.
Ness: Are you okay, Rose?
Ness: I defeated Julius. It's all over.
Julius: .... No!! .... It is not!
(The screen flashes a few times)
Julius: Ness! You will never leave here alive!

RPG CLICHE 50: Short Attention Span Principle
All bookshelves contain exactly one book, which only has enough text on it to fill up half a page.

---Rose: .. Ness..?
Ness: What?
Rose: I think you should be able to use Cure Magic.
Ness: Yeah. It should help.
Rose: .. Read this!
Received the Magic Book of Cure. Learned Cure! (just like magic, no pun intended)
Rose: Good night..
Ness: .. Good night..

Book 1: THE TREE OF MANA GROWS WITH THE ENERGY OF NATURE.

Book 2: THE EVIL FORCE OF PEOPLE MAKES THE TREE EVIL.

Book 3: WATER FROM THE EVIL MANA TREE TURNS PEOPLE EVIL.
IT IS A VICIOUS CIRCLE BETWEEN ENERGY AND MANA.

Book 4: ONE WHO TOUCHES THE MANA GETS THE MIGHTY POWER.

Book 5: KING OF VANDOLE GOT THE MIGHTY POWER OF MANA. THE ONLY ONE WHO
CAN STAND AGAINST IS THE .... GEMMA KNIGHT.... WITH THE....
EXCALIBUR....

Book 6: GEMMA KNIGHT WITH THE RUSTY SWORD WILL BE TESTED. THE TRUE
GEMMA KNIGHT SHOULD BE GIVEN THE LEGENDARY SWORD, EXCALIBUR....!

Book 7: THE VANDOLE SOON SHOULD FALL. WE LEAVE OUR LAST HOPE IN THE
CAVE OF THE WATERFALLS. GLORY TO VANDOLE AND TO OUR CHILD OF HOPE....!

RPG CLICHE 52: Insomnia Rule
A "free stay at the inn" is never really free. Expect to be woken up in the middle of the night for a mandatory plot event.

---Man: Welcome to Kett's. Rooms ahead are occupied. Please feel free to
use the western room. You can't get past this door. It's for Mr. Lee.

::Ah! New victim!::

Ness: .. .. Good m.. ?! Rose is missing!

RPG CLICHE 54: I Don't Like Gears Or Fighting
There are always giant robots. Always.

---::Defeated Golem!::

RPG CLICHE 54: Magical Inequality Theorem
In the course of your travels you may find useful-sounding spells such as Petrify, Silence, and Instant Death. However, you will end up never using these spells in combat because a) all ordinary enemies can be killed with a few normal attacks, making fancy attacks unneccessary, b) all bosses and other stronger-than-average monsters are immune to those effects so there's no point in using them for long fights where they'd actually come in handy, and c) the spells usually don't work anyway.

---::Ness uses Slep!::  SMASH   ::Ness has passed away...::

---::Ness uses Mute!::   ZAP     ::Ness has passed away...::

etc...

RPG CLICHE 55: Magical Inequality Corollary
When the enemy uses Petrify, Silence, Instant Death, et cetera spells on you, they will be effective 100% of the time.

---::Mute::  ::Silence::  ::Slep::  ::Poison::    ::Ness has passed away...many times::

RPG CLICHE 87: Supply and Demand Axiom
Killing a powerful enemy will usually yield an item or weapon that would've been extremely useful if you had gotten it before killing that enemy.

---Defeated Cyclops...found Star!

---Defeated Iflyte...recieved (sword) Rusty!

---Defeated Hydra!
Found the Magic Book of Fire. Learned Fire!

---Defeated Golem!
Received the Magic Book of Lightning. Learned Lit.

---Defeated Lich!
Received the Magic Book of Nuke. Learned Nuke!

ff

---Defeated Kary! (Open chest) Found (sword) Ice.

---Defeated Dragon!

---Defeated Red Dragon!

---Defeated Dragon Zombie!   Found (sword) Dragon!

RPG CLICHE 95: Selective Invulnerability Principle
RPG characters are immune from such mundane hazards as intense heat, freezing cold, or poison gas... except when they're suddenly not. Surprise!

---(When you reach the Snowfield)
Ness: It's too cold for you ahead. Wait for me here.  (wait wait, no i want coco to come with me!!  man...now i have to walk...)

---Ness:  AAARGH! Poison gas!!!

RPG CLICHE 143: Falling Rule
An RPG character can fall any distance onto anything without suffering anything worse than brief unconsciousness. In fact, falling a huge distance is an excellent cure for otherwise fatal wounds -- anyone who you see shot, stabbed, or mangled and then tossed off a cliff is guaranteed to return later in the game with barely a scratch.

---Dark Lord: I won't let you leave here alive!
(Dark Lord pushes him down the waterfall (5 screens of waterfall mind you)
Ness: .. .. Ouch! .. Where am I? .. Where is this?

---(After riding the trolley and falling into the big hole)
Watts: Wow!? Are you okay?
Ness: .. Ouch!.. Oh..
(Watts walks over to Ness)
Ness: Thanks. Do you know this cave well?
Watts: Looking for Silver? Let's go together, then!

---Julius: HA!
(Julius shoots Ness with lightning and Ness falls over the cliff. The
screen turns white. After a few seconds, the scene changes and Ness is
laying in a desert.)
Ness: Ou.. .. ouch.. Can't.. .. move.. ..
..........?
(Ness's chocobo walks over and picks him up. The chocobo walks one
screen to the east and into the town of Ish.)

---Julius: Give me the Pendant!
(Juilus appears on the left side of the screen and he shoots a fireball
at Ness. The fireball knocks Ness over the edge. He holds onto the
edge.)
Rose: Hold on!
Ness: I.. can't..
(Ness slips and falls down several screens, and he lands in a house in
Menos.)
???: .. Wow! Somebody .. came down from .. the sky!
Amanda: .. .... Ness?! ..
???: Do you know him?
Amanda: ...... .. Ness....!

RPG CLICHE 168: Way To Go, Serge
It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first sixty percent of the game, you were actually being manipulated by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place.

---Ness: Rose! ....?
(Man takes off his disguise)
Ness: Julius?! Why? You helped me before....
Julius: I was not sure if she was the right girl or not until I saw
what happened inside there. I was waiting for this chance to get her!
And now.... Glaives have her in our hands!
Ness: Rose!!
(Julius attacks Felix)
Julius: You have no chance against me, my dear!
(Julius leaves)
Ness:.. .. Rose..

RPG CLICHE 173: Golden Chocobo Corollary
The magic formula for acquiring this supreme upgrade will be only vaguely alluded to in the game itself. Ideally, you're supposed to shell out $19.95 for the strategy guide instead.

---One screen east then north from the entrance of Jadd
Boy: Cave of Oasis? I'll tell you for a bag of Fang!
Boy: Here's the clue. Palm trees.. and 8. Got it?

(uh...no...what the heck is THAT supposed to mean)

Strategy guide - At Screen ### which is # screens down from Jad and # screens from the west beach with the 2nd cat shop there will be the # oasis with # palm trees.  The upper left two palm trees must be transverssed by making an infinity sign around them # times

(...oh...well of COURSE...anyone knows that)

RPG CLICHE 187: "So, Andross, you reveal your true form!"
You will have to kill the evil villain at least twice at the end of the game. First the villain will look like a person or some creature and be rather easy to kill. Then he will grow to about 50 times the hero's size and be much harder to kill.

---Julius: You're late, Ness.. I already got the greatest power of Mana!
The time has come for the Empire Neo-Vandole! Now that I have the
mighty power.. I do not need you anymore, Ness!

(After defeating Julius)
Defeated Julius.
Julius: See the true power of Mana now!

(After defeating Julius)
Julius: GRRRR ....  
(The scenes changes showing the Mana tree. Ness is facing Rose.)
Rose: .... Ness.
Ness: Are you okay, Rose?
Ness: I defeated Julius. It's all over.
Julius: .... No!! .... It is not!
(The screen flashes a few times)
Julius: Ness! You will never leave here alive!

ANYWAY...that was uh...a time waster i guess

i won't waste your time with the sequels because...i sorta went over them already in an earlier post

Final fantasy 1-6 was uh...early cheap gameplay, no graphics, and half-hazzard overcliched storylines

Actually FF6 ALMOST looks interesting...but not REALLY...so ill spare you the details and give you pictures

  

FF7 is a problem....it is by FAR the most hyped game and has the most impossibly drawn out plot (not like...deep...just long, and with lots of stuff added)

So ill skip it for now

FF8 was something i almost got into but never did...but...being a 15% FF fan you will run into screaming "squallxrinoa" fans...they're kinda hard to avoid

rinoa and squall again

you have to admit...they DO make a good couple (you know...its like when you see dumb guy and then a girl dumb enough to fall for the guy!  ...just kidding)

rinoa squall


Leon And somehow i think this is like one of the bad guys...or good guys...i don't even care, he's kool and this picture rocks and too bad if i don't know much about him (sometimes in final fantasy its best not to know a lot about the characters that are kool - ex. almost sephiroth)

I never got into FF9 either.  FF9 was filled with kiddish emotions and kiddish figures...honestly it was hard to tell if you weren't with a bunch of intelligent 9 year olds.  And as such, no pictures...............ok maybe one picture...

ok...maybe garnet/ff9 does have some place in my final fantasy heart...probably cause i've watched one too many within temptation amvs one too many times or something like that

and i don't know who this red fallen angel looking beast is but its somehow attributed to FF9 and somehow almost really kool

Anyways...so i never got into them that much...so what...in fact i haven't been over enthralled by any of the final fantasy games

FF7: Spirits within...where and what the heck is this!?  How does it fit?  Where did it come from?  Why!?

Whatever...it was a sweet movie...um...given that...it was supposed to be a dumb movie and we borrowed it from a person who has a gauranteed 20/1 ratio of stupid movies to ok movies (robert)

Final fantasy: The spirits within

Final fantasy: The spirits within

Aki

Ya its somewhat cliche...guy and girl get stuck on the same elevator, the bad guys is easy to tell from the start, the black guys dies saving everyone's life, its probably a feministic movie, the guys are over sensitive caring friends, the girls are either really intelligent and superior to the males around them or really masculine and heartless and...once again superior to the males around them....it was a female superiority type of movie... 

    robots

ships

 

 deepeyes

Ya those blue eyed guys were awesome ...deep eyes huh?  hmm...

So ya...it had a depressing ending and a depressing everything...it was a sad movie but it was pretty good...BETTER THAN FF AC, no question.  I liked it, watch it if you are bored

But that has almost less to do with Final Fantasy then a bunch of bananas...cause everyone knows FF: TSW is kind of a...mismatched, half thrown in, half nothing sorta final fantasy game...there were no swords!  Where's the gunblades??  The huge swords??  The colorful birdy mounts?  ...anyway

actually to go to the common elements of final fantasy list...hmmm

1. Airships ...satellites?

2. Crystals...ya ish...enough

3. Chocobos - ACTUALLY YES...the chocobo made it into this movie as a small drawing on the side of some ship/armor plating/satelite armor or what not...you can see a little yellow chocobo and its shadow

4. Moogle...hmmm didn't see one

5. rebellion against a major economic, political, or religious power; a struggle against an evil which threatens to overtake or destroy the world; and nature versus technology....yeah...that pretty much defines FF: TSW

6. The love between major characters, and in some cases rivalry between characters, as well as the desertion or death of major (and sometimes playable) characters, often drives the plot as well......yes to all three

7. Other recurring situations that drive the plot include amnesia, mind control, and altruistic suicide......im guessing dreams count as a mix between amnesia and mind control...and altruistic suicide...yes...

8. The protagonists of the Nomura-designed Final Fantasy games usually have a name alluding to or directly related to meteorological phenomena or celestial bodies - in basic terms, names linked to the sky and weather...........maybe...lets pretend Aki is a name for some celestial thing

9. Wings/Feathers - wow this is a first...maybe there are none...i forget if there were but...ya...no feathers = not final fantasy

So ya...not quite final fantasy...its a missing the some of the basic common elements.  Anyways enough of FF: TSW...on to..................FF-X....lord help us...

 


Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Currently Listening
Someone in Control
By Trapt
Waiting
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finals are finally done...yeeeahh!

 And that's the end!!!!!  oh...just...just kidding...

I saw this the other day and couldn't stop laughing...i don't think it was supposed to be funny but the casting was hysterical: Cloud Strife = Aragorn, Loz = Saurumon, Reno = Sam, Rufus = Frodo, Kadaj = golumn, Bahmut Sin = Balrog/Troll/Mumakil/Nazgul Mount, Cid Highwind = Pippin, Yuffie Kisaragi = Eowyn, Barret Wallace = Lord Elrond, Vincent Valentine= Gandalf, Aeris = Galadriel, Tifa Lockheart = Arwyn.  Haha, haha, yes couldn't stop laughing...wow...ha

And christmas is already OVER!  My gosh...what a blast.  So we got rose an ipod...a video ipod nano that was red that supposedly supported malaria or something and that totally rocked.

The only PROBLEM was that brandon thought it'd be great if we engraved something on the back!  What a great idea!!  If only we had something important to put on the back!  That would bless rose so much!

Turns out we didn't have any great ideas, revalations, or medivh's showing up so this is the best we came up with:

"A roses' petals may fall but the memory forever remains"

Roses first response: "That sounds like i DIED!!!"  (...oops...oh well...sorry rose...we didn't mean it like that...)

Actually a big part of the present was a 3 page LIST of all the bad ideas we came up with...so...obviously i had to put them somwhere...like here...hehe:

I know whatever we put

May be really corny

 

Trust me, we had a

Whole bunch of dumb ideas:

 

DO NOT ENGRAVE

ANYTHING ON THIS IPOD

 

The sharpest Roses

have the prettiest thorns?

 

Wait…the prettiest roses

Have the sharpest thorns

 

Your beauty as a rose

Is equal to the deadliness of your thorn

 

Roses are red,

ipods are....waaaait…

 

Engraving is free and easy!

Just start typing!

 

We love rose day

Celebrated in every city!

 

You’re engraving

goes here

 

Roses are pretty kool

…I guess

 

Grapefruit juice is…idk…

somehow roses and juice clicked

 

Hope you don’t catch malaria!

-Love your brothers

 

This ipod sponsored by the national

Health and malaria foundation

 

We had NO clue what to put

On here…sorry

 

Rosie!!!

-hehe

 

Roses and Christmas trees

Bring snow to the world

 

Chad…seriously, WHAT

THE HECK!?

 

Brandon was being stupid

I wanted to say I love you

 

Lamentations 1:2…wait…

Bad start…

 

Anything we put here is

Better than what Robert suggested

 

KILL THE PIG, SLIT ITS

THROAT, SPILL ITS GUTS!!

 

BRANDON, that’s DISGUSTING

this is ROSE we’re talking about

 

Happy is he that climbs a

Mountain for a single rose

 

…I like BLUE roses!! Haha!

…just kidding…

 

Rosie’s ipod, don’t

touch Jesse!

 

Roses are precious in the

eyes of many, as are you in ours.Err…

 

Every time a petal

Falls, something happens

 

Hey…we love you

That’s the point…

 

We tried to put something

Serious here…shakespear?

 

A single rose can be my garden

A single friend my world

 

That which we call a rose by any

other name would smell as sweet

 

A thorn defends the rose, harming

Only those who would steal the blossom

 

All the random poetry

Is for you Jesse

 

And she was fair as

Is the rose in may

 

Lame I know…but we

couldn’t think of much else

 

Blood red ipod!!Yay!

 

Whenever you see this

ipod think of malaria

 

Rose, you totally rock

Um…ya, you’re kool

So ya...besides the fact that we FAILED...we tried...and that does count...in some...game...i think its a subrule of an additional mafia rule or something...

i suppose i should rush to the point of this post...

So...since this was so well done and had some footage i hardly see in an FFAC AMV i thought i'd put it up because the song totally made my night

So i had this really long conversation with a hindu...i just find it sad that man has so suppressed God's wisdom.  What has God not proved for us?  What proof did he ever need, he's God.  Well its late...

FSN quotes:

Shirou: "So Saber, about what we were talking about earlier..-"

Saber: "SHIROU, private conversations are not good for digestion!!!"

Shirou: "S-Sorry..."

Sakura: "::hehehe:: you two get along great"

---

::Archer shoots Saber and hits Rider::

Archer: "I missed, hmm...was my timing off?

---

Issei: "TOHSAKA!  Y-YOU, exactly what buisness do you have being at school at such a time!"

Toshaka: "You sure are rude...im just attending school as usual here"

Issei: " Hmph, how suspicious....your mere existence is nothing but evil!"

---

Shirou: "I wanted to end to today on a good note: your help means a lot to me, thank you...you're a really nice person Tohsaka, I like people like you"

::Tohsaka getting very mad and flustered:: "WHA?  Wait a second do you understand our situation at all!?  We're enemies and-

Shirou: "I fully understand, but you've helped me a lot, its only normal for me to thank you"

Tohsaka: "I'm done here, please be careful and try not to get killed off to early"

---

::gasp::

Taiga: "Sakura, how many bowls has Saber had so far??"

Sakura: "This is her fourth"

Saber: "Another please..."

Sakura: "uh...right away..."

::Taiga whispering to Shirou:: "Did something happen yesterday??"

Shirou: "I don't what happened...either way you should hurry..."

Taiga: "Hurry? its just past seven-"

Shirou: "No not that..."

Taiga: "Ahhh!  My Nattou pot...all gone!!  I can't go on...my source of energy!!

::Saber walks out::

Sakura: "WHAT happened???"

---

Sakura: "...so if its ok we can go to school together"

Shirou: "Yeah, yeah sure.  Hey where do you think you're going!?"

Saber: "Accompanying you obviously..."

::Saber opens door::

Shirou: "Tohsaka!?  Why are you here?  I don't get what's going on anymore"

Tohsaka: "Well...i've decided to go to school with Emiya, starting today, you didn't hear about it??

Shirou: "Well you know its more fun if there's three of us..."

Saber: "What do you think you're doing!!"

Shriou: "Well lets just take care of this one step at a time!"

---

Ok...so enough with that...

FSN pictures:

berserker saves ilya

They did a great job of making you like all the servants to some degree...

caster reign of fire

 

caster Saber sketch

kool bleach stuff: (most if not all pictures from now on are hand drawn)

byakuya

The purple touch on this picture really made it

toshiro

It's a SMOKE dragon (juuust kidding!)

and on to deathnote....

chocolate and coffee

honestly this picture doesn't have that much to do with deathnote but i liked the chocolate in the mouth

deathnote char

L is funny, and kool, and my definately my favorite character

L feminine

N plane

N was almost kool, if it weren't for his stupid finger puppets, but the legos were great, haha!

dark plus daisuke From DN Angel (not worth watching - too much drama, stupidity, not enough kool things happening, shallow plot)

Daisuke and Dark

Krad

Krad looks kool here 

Tsubasa Chronicle stuff:

ashura sketch flames kurogane kudan sketch kurogane kudan kurogane spraypaint tsubasa dragons

I really like the kurogane ones...especially the purple one with the dragon

Ok...now final fantasy...since...ya...

 

Cloudish and tifaish

unfortunately my next post may be fully dedicated to final fantasy...how boring...i apologize in advanced


Monday, December 17, 2007

Currently Listening
Wolf's Rain: Original Soundtrack
Heaven's not enough
see related

this will be really short considering i have a final tomorrow

Chemistry Final...basically a bunch of random memory work with no connections, no equations, and no foundation.  HOW BORING and ANNOYING.  Hmm...well, now that i've written down half the tables...i don't even know WHAT i should study (besides everything...i mean, it is a final), or HOW i should study (i finally asked a smart person how they studied and nearly passed out:

Me: "So you study with note cards?  or what?

::Ash flips through a few notecards::

Ash: "Well...normally i make notecards for everything in the chapter and then see if i can do all the homework from just my notecards

Me: "Oh...wow...uh, well"

Ash: "Then after going over the homework ill do all the problems that are available at discussion and make sure i can do those from my note cards.  Then i go to the practice tests and see if can do them without my notecards.  And then ill probably look over the guide to the exam and make sure i know everything..."

Me: "....... ....... ......."

Ash: "But i'm not even gonna do well on this test...i already got A's on all the rest so im just gonna bomb this one..."

---

So this is why i don't do well huh?

Emiya really is a jerk...and while he seems to be learning a little...i dunno...i never liked him till the end and even then i probably liked rider or lance better than him.  Archer is by far the koolest, and Saber makes the best Anime ending ever...(at LEAST compared to wolf's rain...most dissapointing ever...i concluded that it would be more reasonable and less painful if i had learned that all the wolves went to some sort of hell.  At least make them obtain nirvana, or have them disappear, or let them be part of the stars, or SOMETHING...what a worthless ending.  I need to make a "Wolf's rain woulda been awesome if" paper.  END TANGENT - witness: closed paranetheses-)

I like this song...and this REALLY short one ep anime

My mom sent me these, i don't even get most of them though:

Math Humor
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

-OH...now i get it...i do that all the time...

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." (P. Erdos)
Addendum: American coffee is good for lemmas.

-hehe, Addendum, what a dumb word: corollary, theorem, paralleliped, etc

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.

There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!

-hah, its true!

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A law of conservation of difficulties: there is no easy way to prove a deep result.

A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.

Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

-I love that one...that's probably my favorite

The actual quote from the Webster dictionary: trillion n syn SCAD, gob(s), heap, jillion, load(s), million, oodles, quantities, thousand, wad(s) [And you thought mathematicians talked funny!]

The difference between introvert and extrovert mathematicians is: An introvert mathematician looks at his shoes while talking to you. An extrovert mathematician looks at your shoes

-I don't get this one...someone help me out on this...

Anyway...not that i did great in math this semester anyway...but it was fun, and my teacher was kool

Good job for whoever recognizes this song in less than 15 seconds:

"Things will continue to burn within you, some at the most inconvienent time...many are inexplicable to your human mind, but remember who God is...your questions will not always be answered, so look to God and what he is, and what he has done, and fall on your knees and worship.  There is no other response."

"Do well on the thing that is in front of you, do not look to far ahead or too close to your feet, some things are better kept out of focus so that you can focus on the task at hand"

Haha, ok...i definately just shoved a half inch long metal shard through my finger...i'm a total idiot...i didn't even know what happened to i saw blood and this long metal thing sticking out of my thumb...hehe, dork, good thing i got a tetanus shot recently...its REALLY hard to explain how this happened so please don't ask unless its in person and you know what a vicegrip is (at least i think that's what its called)



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